Rules

"Hey Marv, got any rules for etiquette on your blog?" Is the question I'm sure you, the adoring public, are all clamoring to ask with your dying breath.

Luckily for you, wonderful viewer, I have an answer for thee! I do indeed have a few rules.

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Rule number 1 - When you're reincarnated, please don't use your dying breath to ask a random blogger about their rules again.

Rule number 2 - Don't be a dick. No bigotry and general bullshittery allowed. Curse words are fine, but no slurs please. I know this is the internet, however I request that you please endeavor to at least pretend that you know how to be civil to one another. Pointless discourse is not the point of this blog.

Rule number 3 - Don't be a creep. I'm a minor, people who may follow my blog might be minors as well. Even if they aren't, no one wants Rando McGee being a sex pest to them in the comments of some random 17 year old's blog. Just keep it in your pants and you'll be fine.

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Thanks for reading and abiding by the rules!! Keep these in mind as you browse/interact with my blog, and I'm sure we'll all get along swimmingly. Have a wonderful day or night, dear reader. Let us all hold hands and skip merrily into blogtown, continuing on with our lives without incident.